Windowsill Pie Bandit grand g Don’t let these hipster-inspired sunnies
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Don’t let these hipster-inspired sunnies intimidate you
Created in honour of his beloved mom
No slip or bounce while you samba your troubles away
Who cares if you're an amateur skater
Windowsill Pie Bandit grand g Don’t let these hipster-inspired sunniesWanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Dont be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. Its a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P. S. Youve